Wife listening to her husband talk to himself as...
James: Are they going to scream and cry like this every time Oprah shows them something?
James: Why are they crying?
James: That bag looks like a piece of shit. What are those? Slippers?
James: I thought these shoes were custom made. How are they giving them out without knowing their sizes?
James: ♬ We're fat ladies dancing ♬
James: Oh My God.
James: "Oh mothafucka! A cashmere blanket? OH LAWD!"
*he's quiet for 2 mins, I look over and he's asleep*
Kelly: You can't go to sleep
James: I can't watch this, how can they do this for a whole hour?
James: They should all have to wear the sweaters.
James: Gettin' it! Gettin' it! SOLD! Where's the fucking phone. I want that knife. Isn't that what this is? Get Oprah on the phone.
James: Now everyone gets macaroni and cheese. Gifts are degrading now, they got a $2000 watch 10 mins ago.
James: I hope you're writing this down Kelly. Ghirardelli's Brownie Mix.
James: I'm calling my lawyer. Oprah was looking at me when she just said "You're all getting one"
James: All those ladies are like 'Who the fuck is Jay-Z'
James: "Oh muthafucka, that is some good macaroni and cheese."
James: That lady has no idea what Netflix is, she thinks she just won a movie studio. Look at her crying and making prayer hands! It's $8 a month lady.
James: Did Oprah seriously just say 'my favorite workout pants'
James: Is this show live in Chicago? I wonder how many people got rolled for their stuff when they left.
James: Well that was stupid.
Kelly: What was your favorite thing?
James: When it ended.
Zeale ft. Emily Haines - Monzter Hozpital
Morning Confession ... Bruce Springsteen is a...
watching bruce and jimmy from last night. too good for 6:30am. “This looks like it was made with your mama’s nail file. This isn’t 40 years of playing, this is his mama’s nail file. I don’t ever want to see that again.” RT @questlove if you notice the lack of tweetin: man……springsteen day is crazy. he truly lives up to all his hype &...
Stateless - Ariel
You rock for helping me shake this cold… but you’ve given me flashbacks of being held underwater at the giant wave generator at the blastenhoff wave pool … the hottest, coolest time in texas, schlitterbahn bahn.
Tasty, healthy snack
fruit and nut bread olive oil guac brie cheese green grapes ENJOY
Sunday breakfast is the best breakfast
Edison Peña, who spent 69 days with 32 other miners trapped more than 2,000 feet underground in a Chilean mine, and who jogged six miles a day while down there, finished the New York City Marathon in five hours, 40 minutes and 51 seconds.