November 2010
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Wife listening to her husband talk to himself as...
James: Are they going to scream and cry like this every time Oprah shows them something?
James: Why are they crying?
James: That bag looks like a piece of shit. What are those? Slippers?
James: I thought these shoes were custom made. How are they giving them out without knowing their sizes?
James: ♬ We're fat ladies dancing ♬
James: Oh My God.
James: "Oh mothafucka! A cashmere blanket? OH LAWD!"
*he's quiet for 2 mins, I look over and he's asleep*
Kelly: You can't go to sleep
James: I can't watch this, how can they do this for a whole hour?
James: They should all have to wear the sweaters.
James: Gettin' it! Gettin' it! SOLD! Where's the fucking phone. I want that knife. Isn't that what this is? Get Oprah on the phone.
James: Now everyone gets macaroni and cheese. Gifts are degrading now, they got a $2000 watch 10 mins ago.
James: I hope you're writing this down Kelly. Ghirardelli's Brownie Mix.
James: I'm calling my lawyer. Oprah was looking at me when she just said "You're all getting one"
James: All those ladies are like 'Who the fuck is Jay-Z'
James: "Oh muthafucka, that is some good macaroni and cheese."
James: That lady has no idea what Netflix is, she thinks she just won a movie studio. Look at her crying and making prayer hands! It's $8 a month lady.
James: Did Oprah seriously just say 'my favorite workout pants'
James: Is this show live in Chicago? I wonder how many people got rolled for their stuff when they left.
James: Well that was stupid.
Kelly: What was your favorite thing?
James: When it ended.
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WatchZeale ft. Emily Haines - Monzter Hozpital
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Morning Confession ... Bruce Springsteen is a...
watching bruce and jimmy from last night. too good for 6:30am.
“This looks like it was made with your mama’s nail file. This isn’t 40 years of playing, this is his mama’s nail file. I don’t ever want to see that again.”
RT @questlove if you notice the lack of tweetin: man……springsteen day is crazy. he truly lives up to all his hype &...
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WatchStateless - Ariel
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Neti Pot
You rock for helping me shake this cold…
but you’ve given me flashbacks of being held underwater at the giant wave generator at the blastenhoff wave pool … the hottest, coolest time in texas, schlitterbahn bahn.
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Tasty, healthy snack
fruit and nut bread olive oil guac brie cheese green grapes ENJOY
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Sunday breakfast is the best breakfast
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Inspiration
Edison Peña, who spent 69 days with 32 other miners trapped more than 2,000 feet underground in a Chilean mine, and who jogged six miles a day while down there, finished the New York City Marathon in five hours, 40 minutes and 51 seconds.
